Follow Me - Try your luck

As a Kuwaiti we have to follow girls from time to time. Of course following and being rude or making a clown out of yourself is not the right to go at it. I followed my share of girls. Many did not bother with me but stopped for the guys with their Maseratis.

On the other hand, some girls did stop for me, acting cute works for me. I give this little cute cat face. Something like this -

Now I do not go around following girls with luxury cars because 99.9% I will not get anything from her. I usually go for girls who look "cool", Girls in less luxurious cars and the girls who show some attention.

Now while I was on gulf road , I saw this small car passing me by quick followed by a sports car. out of curiosity and boredom I started following them, left, right traffic lights, speed bumps and all around kuwait.

She managed to lose him, guess he had the money but no skills. I did, So I kept on going after her until she reached a gas station. She needed that after all the driving. We went in and I stopped behind her. She told the worker to fill it up. He started filling the gas tank, I told him to come over.

Wizdom: I will pay for the car in front of me
Babo: OK

So when it was done, he came over and told me it is 2.5 KD. I gave him the 3 KD told him to keep the rest and he went and told her.

She looked at me in the rear view drove off and waited at the exit. I came next to her.

Browny: What do you want? why did you pay
Wizdom: I felt bad and .....

*BEEEEEEEEP* some dick started honking at us

Browny: Follow me

So I followed her

SIDE NOTE: Girls here know private places more than guys

She took me to this empty street between some buildings and we parked net to each other and I got out and stood next to her door.

Browny: You were saying?
Wizdom: I just felt bad that I made you drive all this time and thought I should pay for your gas.
Browny: It wasn't you, it was that ass who thinks he is all that because of his car. You know what he told me?
Wizdom: what?
Browny: This is my car, Imagine my bank account
Wizdom: he is looking for a prostitute not a girl
Browny: Yeah, the nerve.
Wizdom: Anyway I'm sorry again

She went and took her bag, took out her wallet and gave me 2.5 KD.

Wizdom: Come on, do not even think about it
Browny: No, it is my car and you shouldn't pay for it
Wizdom: I am just doing the right thing
Browny: Please just take it
Wizdom: Just forget it, it nothing.
Browny: No take it , I will feel bad about it.
Wizdom: But I do not take cash.
Browny: Where do I swipe my card?
Wizdom: haha, I don't take cash
Browny: what do you take then?
Wizdom: I do not mind some juice form Kaifan
Browny: Ok then. how about tomorrow at 5?
Wizdom: how about you call me just incase am busy?
Browny: All this talk just to give your number right?
Wizdom: Noooo am innocent
Browny: Ok whats your number?
Wizdom: ########
Browny: ok, we will keep in touch

I waved good bye she she left. Her smell was still stuck in my nose.

The next day she messaged me asking me when I am free and due to other girls, I told her I will be a little late. We agreed at 8.

8 pm, I called her and told her am on my way she told me to park somewhere and ride with her. I parked somewhere in Kaifan and she picked me up.

Browny: Some one looks good tonight, you had a date?
Wizdom: I do not date
Browny: So we are not on a date?
Wizdom: No, you are just paying me back remember?
Browny: Yeah right I forgot.

We went to the Juice shop in Kaifan, we ordered our juices.

Browny: So should we end it now?
Wizdom: Well you did not sign a contract. So you can stay with me more.
Browny: Ok lets go have a walk on the sea side and chat
Wizdom: Lets go.

We headed to the Seaside near Shuwaikh. It was quite busy, the weather was really good. So we took our juices and stated walking and chatting.

Browny: You seem like a player?
Wizdom: Define player?
Browny: You have many girlfriends, and you cheat on them all.
Wizdom: I do not have many girlfriends. I do not even have a girlfriend.
Browny: Then what is that on your neck?
Wizdom: umm, bee bite?
Browny: bees sting
Wizdom: Ok but can you handle the truth?
Browny: yes


So I went on telling her I do not fall in love easily, that I enjoy girls and girls enjoy me. I have fun without judging and so on.

Browny: Will you tell this to the girl you will love one day?
Wizdom: I will try too, I guess I have too. I believe in trust.
Browny: That is good.
Wizdom: Why we talking about me? what about you?
Browny: what about me?
Wizdom: you got a guy in your life?
Browny: I did
Wizdom: ok
Browny: you are not going to ask me?
Wizdom: ask you what?
Browny: You are so cold. Won't you ask about my ex?
Wizdom: I do not want to force you.
Browny: no you are not. we are chatting
Wizdom: then tell me about him.
Browny: I was with him for 2 years. He was so lovable but very dumb.
Wizdom: how?
Browny: I caught him cheating.
Wizdom: you saw him with someone of course.
Browny: I told you he is dumb.
Wizdom: explain then.
Browny: He used to send me some pics to tease on on the phone. One day he sent me a pic and I was messing with the message and by chance I found out that you can see if he sent to multiple people in the mms.
Wizdom: really?
Browny: Yes, So I checked the numbers and call them all. They were all girls, and they all told me that he is their boyfriend.
Wizdom: Remind me to check my phone when I send any mms. So thats the only guy?
Browny: Yes, I did play around with guys after him.
Wizdom: Play around?
Browny: Do not get that bad picture, I mean like just go out and stuff but not date.
Wizdom: Notice we know alot about each other and it is our first day.
Browny: I like you, you seem all innocent but have this naughtiness to you.
Wizdom: They say that a lot.

We headed to our her so she can drop me off before leaving. Before I left her car.

Wizdom: You know I enjoyed this
Browny: Me to, tomorrow same time?
Wizdom: Sure

We kept on meeting for a couple of weeks every night, waling, chatting and having our drinks. Until the weather got to warm to walk. So we ended up just driving in the car.

Wizdom: You did not get the urge to kiss me yet?
Browny: it seems like you have the urge to kiss me.
Wizdom: There is an urge, but you got to trust me when I say, you have lovely lips
Browny: Oh flirting has started
Wizdom: I am only stating facts.
Browny: Well thank you. but I got to warn you.
Wizdom: about?
Browny: If I start. I do not stop
Wizdom: Who said any will stop you?
Browny: Just to let you know I can be quite different than you think
Wizdom: As long as you do not have a third leg, I am ok.

We kept on talking sexually, something about her was different. I do not know but she had this force in her.

Wizdom: Do you trust me enough?
Browny: We are talking about sex, you think I do not?
Wizdom: well, I got a place
Browny: now you tell me?
Wizdom: I did not think you would be interested
Browny: Well I hope it has a comfy bed, because you need it
Wizdom: Oh you will enjoy it.
Browny: count on it.

We headed to the apartment. We started kissing, touching each other while I took her to the bedroom. As we entered the bedroom:

Browny: you got any limits?
Wizdom: shouldn't I be asking that?
Browny: Answer me.
Wizdom: no

I started to know where this was going. She pushed me down and started to order me to do stuff

Browny: Pull me pants down
Wizdom: But
Browny: Do not say a word *she slapped me- adrenaline rushed through me, this is crazy*

I pulled down her pants and she took off her top. She ordered me to take off my clothes and I did. She came on top of me

Browny: You want me you pimp
Wizdom: Yes
Browny: Yes what?
Wizdom: Yes browny
Browny *slapped me*: You mean mistress
Wizdom: Yes mistress

She choked me as she took me and made me slide in her. She would choke me more. slap me. I liked it. It got me angry, and it made me more crazy. She would scratch me. It like pain was her pleasure more than sex.

We did this until we exploded. We lied next to each other panting away. sweat and blood all over my chest. She looked at me and smiled Do you trust me now?

Wizdom

Love all, trust a few.

William Shakespeare

Car meetings - No burqa

I usually go to the co-op near our house daily to get some snacks. While I go find what I want , I keep on passing by this woman. She is always fully covered, you know the burqa and stuff. She had those really really hot Bedouin eyes.

Anyway I would go there daily and she would be there - there was a slight chance it is not her - but her eyes would always make me know her. She had this fire in her eyes I couldn't explain. I was so obvious when I stared at her. She does keep on giving some sneak peaks from time to time. I guess to see If I am checking her out.

I got the chance to be behind her in the queue. She had a Kitkat bar, a red Freeze and extra gum. I guess that is what she gets everyday. I stood behind her and as she was paying I just couldn't resist those eyes. The problem was that even if her eyes were on me I would not know her reaction. I always kept an optimistic thought that she is smiling under the burqa.

That night I could not stop imaging what is under that burqa. I had bad thoughts that she would scare the living hell out of me, or will have this hot Bedouin look.

The next day, I changed my strategy. I had enough of looking. I need some touching. So I made sure I would go early and just wait until she is there. She arrived in her white Camry. I saw her go inside and I went to park next to her.

When she was done and walking to her car, I jumped out my car and waited next to her driver door. When she came close to me:

WiZdom: Is that you?
Hot Eyes: Yes it is me, who would I be then? (strong Bedouin accent)
WiZdom: Sorry I could not stop looking those eyes.
Hot Eyes: Thank you

She got into the car, looked at me a drove off. Now I wanted her even more. I sat there just trying to figure out how to get her. It was my first time with a girl like her. I did not know how girls like that act and what they do. all I had in mind is to come tomorrow and try again.

I came early and parked at the same spot I was in the day before. I waited and waited until I saw her in hr car and she spotted me. She came and parked next to me. As I left the car to talk to her, She got out and left to the Co-op while she gave me a quick look.

I waited outside. until she came.

WiZdom: I am tired, hungry and thirsty. I have been parking here since you left yesterday.
Hot eyes: I do not believe you
WizDom: Ok I came 20 minutes ago.
Hot eyes: I didn't know my eyes would do all that damage
Wizdom: Imagine what the rest of your face would do.
Hot eyes: haha, listen I cannot talk to you like this. Follow me in your car.
Wizdom: Ok

we got into our cars and I followed her while she drove off. She took me to a near by school that had some cars parked. We parked and she got out and entered my car.

Hot eyes: You got something to cover the windows

I got the shades from the back seat and we put them on the windows. She told me to drive around. I put the gear on drive.

WiZdom: You tortured me
Hot eyes: Sorry
Wizdom: I like to see who I am talking too (grinning)

She took off her burqa. JACKPOT

WiZdom: put it on , put it on
Hot eyes: am I ugly? (sounded angry)
WiZdom: No, but you are so beautiful I could get into an accident right now
Hot eyes: Your eyes are beautiful
Wizdom: Wow, I would not believe how beautiful you are
Hot eyes: Thank you
Wizdom: So do you come to the Co-op everyday to see me?
Hot eyes: No to get me some chocolate
Wizdom: for sure?
Hot eyes: Yes (grinning)
Wizdom: Me too
Hot eyes: Not because you want to see my eyes?
Wizdom: No (grinning back)

She gave me a light smack on my shoulder.

Hot eyes: Ok I need to get going. Please drop me
Wzdom: When will I see you again?
Hot eyes: give me your number
Wizdom: Here save it

I dropped her to her car. Just as I drove off

*You tortured me too* TXT MSG

We kept on txting each other. She forbid me to ever call her. however I could go meet her at the school parking everyday. Pick her up and we would drive for a while.

I picked her up one day. I went to get her some juice.

Wizdom: How lucky that straw in your mouth
Hot eyes: Very lucky, nothing barely touches these lips
Wizdom: Hopefully something will soon
Hot eyes: Your full of yourself.
Wizdom: I do not want anything else from life except tasting those lips
Hot eyes: They are mango flavored now
Wizdom: I love mango
Hot eyes: You player (with a tease in her voice)
Wizodm: You tired me out making me think about ...
Hot eyes: about what?
Wizdom: Stuff
Hot eyes: You are so adorable
Wizdom: I'm trying to be naughty actually
Hot eyes: I know (grinning)

I took her to a place where no one can see us and its not obvious. Its really the best place I have seen here.

Hot eyes: Where are we?
Wizdom: I am tired of driving
Hot eyes: There is no other place to park?
Wizdom: No
Hot eyes: Well whatever your thinking, do not bothe....

I leaned towards her, held her form her cheeks and buried my lips on hers. I got to say it was the best kiss I ever had.

Wizdom: you were saying?
Hot eyes: shut up

She pulled me back and we kept on kissing. I kept on touching her everywhere. I can feel heat coming out of every part of her body. It like her sexual tension is exploding.

Hot eyes: Damn you, you tortured me
WIzdom: I'm sweating here
Hot eye: Come finish your job

She pulled me back and we kept on making out. However it never got further than that. I did not care one bit. Making out with her was one big turn on.

We finished and I dropped her. Her taste was stuck in my mouth all night. I could not wait to see her again.

We did this for exactly 10 days. Until she txts me.

*I got an arranged marriage. I want to see you tonight*

I picked her up as usual. She told me to go to our spot. As soon as we reached it she jumped over me and kept on kissing me

Hot eyes: I want you. Your making me crazy.
Wizdom: Me too.

We kept on doing stuff. Until I stopped her.

Wizdom: Ok enough you will be married soon and I do not want you to do something dumb.
Hot eyes: Ok but I always knew this will happen and I want to enjoy you
Wizdom: Yeah he is one lucky bastard. he is getting more than what I got.
Hot eyes: Do not remind me. I will be stuck with him all my life.
Wizdom: Ok lets drop you to your car.

I dropped her. I was sad that I will not get to have more of her. She really is one hot woman that I just could not stop thinking about. Her hotness is just weird.

5 months passed. I forgot about her, and started another adventure. when:

*Now you can get more than what you want ;) meet you tonight?* TXT MSG from Hot eyes

Wizdom

No eyes that have seen beauty ever lose their sight.

John Toomer

Sister, Sister, Sister and Sister

This could be the most weird experience I have ever been through.

I was having a smoke in one of the sheesha coffee shops on the beach with some friends. As we were sitting some girls were going in and out of the place. I saw one of them heading to the parking and my friend dared me to go talk to her. Easy.

I headed towards her and she went into a car and another girl left the car. As I reached the car , I saw two girls in the front seats reclined and listening to music.

Wizdom: Hello
Sis 1: Hello
Wizdom: Can I introduce myself
Sis 1: No sorry
Wizdom: Sorry to bother you

I walked about 2 meters and came back.

wizdom: Are you sure you don't want to know me?
*they start lauging*
Sis 1: Ok give me your number
Wizdom: #######
Sis 1: I'll give you a call later

After one day, as I was having my afternoon nap I had a missed call when I woke up. New number, so I knew it was her. I called and we started chatting getting to introduce ourselves. After a couple of hours she said she had to go now but lets go to the sheesha place tomorrow at 5. I said OK see you there.

We met at the agreed time, we sat together and with her was the girl in the car.

Sis 1: This is my sister
Wizdom: Hi
Sis 4: Hi
Wizdom: So where are the rest of your friends? I think you were 4?
Sis 1: Oh they are not our friends, they are our sisters
Wizdom: oh how old are you all? you do not look a like.
Sis 1: I am 21 , Sis 2 is 18, Sis 3 is 16 and sis 4 is 14.

As the three of us started smoking Sis 1 kept on holding my hands and flirting with me. As I said I don't judge. We left that day and she told me to go to another place tomorrow and all 4 of them will be there.

The next day I went to meet up with them, I got introduced to Sis 2 and sis 3.

To let you know, I wouldn't have known that sis 3 and 4 are aged 14 and 16. They looked above 20 years. They were big chested. also ll 4 did not look the same at all. One was white and 3 were darker. All of the are attractive, but I was not going to do anything with anyone under 18. Thats just sick.

Now technically I was with sis 1. During the times I spent with them I knew that sis 2,3,4 all had boyfriends whereas sis 1 just found someone new - me. I also found out that sis 4 ran away with her boyfriend a couple of times and he is aged 34. Can not get any sicker than this.

Time passed and they became more open. They talked about sex normally and how they would masturbate while watching adult movies together. Although they were all virgins they knew loads of sex stuff form their movie watching.

One day I had a friend with me who is half american and barely talked Kuwaiti.To keep you in the picture, they barely spoke English. So I introduced them to him and we started to hang out with them more. As time passed my friend wanted sis 2 so I told him to go ahead. He started flirting with her since then.

The flirting got hotter and hotter, they started asking how big we were. If we ever had sex before. What do you like to do with a girl. All sexual question. On top of that they started telling us what they would do at home, how each one of them likes a man and their fantasies.

One day my friend and I wanted to have some fun, so we asked them for a truth and dare. They accepted. We were in a sheesha place with booths. It was private and the manager knew us so he would not bother us.

Bottle spins sis 2 with my friend
Sis 2: truth or dare?
Friend: Truth
Sis 2: Would you do me?
Friend: For sure

Bottle spins sis 4 with Wizdom
Sis 4: truth or dare
Wizdom: dare
Sis 4: French kiss my sis 1
I leaned towards her and made out with her

Bottle spins Wizdom with sis 2
Wizdom: truth or dare?
Sis 2: dare
Wizdom: Show my friend your chest
Sis 2 asked all of us to close our eyes except my friend and she showed him. He high fived me for that.

Bottle spins sis 2 with sis 1:
Sis 2: truth or dare?
Sis 1: dare
Sis 2: suck him
Sis 1: no its too risky
Sis 2: Then play with it
Sis to put her hands on me and starts rubbing it.

Stuff got really hot So I told sis 1 that we got an apartment and we can enjoy our game there more. Sis 1 was hesitating at first but said that we cant get sis 3 and 4 with us. I told her go drop them home and we will go there. She was willing to do anything to be alone with me, I felt her heat while I was next to her. She took off with her sisters and dropped them home and called me to take her and sis 2 to the apartment.

While I was with my friend going to get them

Friend: you got condoms on you?
Wizdom: Sure, you know I don't risk getting sick
Friend: I need at eats 5
Wizdom: there is a whole drawer with them

We picked them up and headed to the apartment. We sat there and I saw my friend take sis 2 to one of the bedrooms. I leaned towards sis 1 and started kissing her. She pushed me back.

Sis 1: are you in love with me? or are you just enjoying me?
Wizdom: I'm not going to lie, I like you but not love you and if you don't want to do anything I do not mind
Sis 1: But I love you
Wizdom: Love is a big word. I like to have fun and I really like you.

Sis 1 was sad and did not want to do anything with me. I did not mind, I never forced someone to have sex with me. So we sat there and started hearing my friend and her sis in the bedroom. Her sis was really loud.

Sis 1: you know she is a virgin
Wizdom: yeah
Sis 1: I can't believe she is doing that
Wizdom:does she love her boyfriend?
Sis 1: No, he is just rich and she wants to mary him for that. Our family don't have much
Wizdom: she shouldn't do that
Sis 1: I told her before but she wouldn't listen. Her boyfriend keeps on spoiling her with gifts. He even told her he would buy her a car on her 18th but I told her to forget it because it would be hard to explain where we got the car from.
Wizdom: good thinking

I went to the Kitchen to get us something to drink and my friend came in.

Wizdom: From the sound of it, you enjoyed it.
Friend: Oh yeah man. Backdoor
Wizdom: how come?
Friend: she didn't want to lose it.
Wizdom: yeah nothing new there.

We left the apartment but sis 1 never let go of me. She kept on flirting with me . I guess in hopes of me falling in love with her. From my side I kept on telling her that I did not fall in love and she can find the right guy and get married and I will be happy about it.

Time passed and my friend left to continue his studies abroad while I was with them. One day sis 1 called me and told me to meet her. I went to meet her and for the first time she was alone.

Sis 1: I need to tell you something
Wizdom: yes?
Sis 1: I got engaged
Wizdom: Congratulations
Sis 1: I need you to ask about him.
Wizdom: Ok give me his name and where he works and I will find everything about him
Sis 1: thank you

I took his information and asked about him. What I heard that he is a real gentleman, smart and doesn't do anything bad. I called her and told her about him. She said I need to meet you one last time. I accepted.

Sis 1: This will be our last time to see each other
Wizdom: We will bump into each other am sure. I just need you to be happy and you deserve a good man.
Sis 1: I need you to keep everything about what happened between us a secret.
Wizdom: Will do.
Sis 1: here take this (she handed me a necklace)
Wizdom: Whats that?
Sis 1: I bought this the day you came and talked to me, my sis was teasing me about it and telling me I might find the right guy that day.
Wizdom: Sorry you didn't

Sis 1: I did but somethings do not work out

As we said our goodbyes and ended our conversation, she looked back at me and said thank you for passing by in my life.

Wizdom

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

Anne Frank

* I saw her with her husband yesterday and she was smiling all the time with him, that is why I never judge girls. She found happiness*

Golden Age

To make know these events that happened to me overlapped. Yes Yes I play around, nothing to be proud of but some women just like to have fun from time to time. I am that person who gives it to them without judging them.

This is actually one of my recent adventures with older women. Although it is not my first - you will know about the others later - I think this is one of the stuff that is actually found a lot around the country. It did not just happen to me but many of my friends also been through the golden age. The golden age for me is from 28- 40.

I was attending one boring event one day and I was just out for smoke when this 30ish old woman comes to me and asks for a cigarette. So seeing that I am not the kind to judge a woman because she smokes, I handed her a cigarette and lit it up. She stayed with me in that corner smoking and just talking about how boring this event is. This was only day one of three.

After I finished my cigarette I headed back to the conference room and would eventually leave every couple of hours to get a smoke. I would see her coming over when I reach the smoking area. By the time she reached me, I would have the cigarette ready for her. The conversation during the first day was formal.

The next day as I lit my cigarette she came by again. I was just about to hand her my pack when she smiled and said I got my own today. She lit her cigarette and we kept on talking. It started with the event again and went into more informal topics such as the weather, where we work and smoking. This happened during the the whole day.

The final day of the event was only scheduled for half a day. During the first break, we were in the smoking area and we started chatting.

Goldy: I don't want to leave early today
Wizdom: Why not?
Goldy: I don't want to go home alone, my husband will be at work and won't make it till later
Wizdom: Kids?
Goldy: They are at school and the driver will take them to their grandmothers house when they are done
Wizdom: I like being alone in the house. You can do anything you want
Goldy: you married?
Wizdom: No
Goldy: So what will you when we are done?
Wizdom: I'll go to a sheesha shop for a smoke and I need to go online.
Goldy: Where?
Wizdom: A place in Hawali.
Goldy: Is there a family section or private area?
Wizdom: Oh no it is only for guys, but there is this good place near here if you want to go
Goldy: Well I don't know what will I do sitting alone.
Wizdom: If ant I can come with you
Goldy: But I need somewhere really private, or unknown to people. You know I don't want anyone who knows me to see me.
Wizdom: Yeah thats easy. Ok then I will meet you here after this and we will head there.

After the event has finished, we met and told her to follow me to the sheesha place. We went in, took a table that was private and away from anyone seeing us directly. We just started chatting away.

Goldy: How come you are not married?
Wizdom: The right girl did not pass my way.
Goldy: How old are you? 25?
Wizdom: Yeah you got it right.
Goldy: I got married when I was 18. Its been 15 years now.
Wizdom: Oh your an expert now - trying to be more open with her -
Goldy: With my husband I don't call it being an expert. I accepted him as soon as he proposed. I knew him for one month only. After marriage, every bad aspect in a person was in him. He smokes, drinks and he is not man enough.
Wizdom: Maybe he just got old
Goldy: He just does not have time for me. He works all day, and at night he is at the dewaniya. he does not take his right from me except like once a month and he lasts 10 minutes and snoozes away.
Wizdom: A man got to rest after he conquers.
Goldy: A real man conquers the world then rests.
Wizdom: I like that I will add it to my wisdom list.

The conversation goes on being more open, I found out that she is a fun person at the age of 33. She took my number that day and we would message each other and meet in the sheesha place from time to time. this went on for a couple of months. She would tell me secrets about her husband. How bad he is, how she hates him.

One day, she called me and asked me to pick her up from the sheesha place. I went there, she came into my car and she started crying. Her husband of 15 years just beat her because she did not make lunch for him. she was bruised everywhere. I took her to hospital just to make sure she is fine. It was only bruises and nothing else.

I asked her if I could take her to the apartment so she can rest for a while. She accepted and we drove to the apartment. We stayed there for a while and I tried to comfort her. Her husband called later on, crying and apologizing. I told her to go see him and just try to work it out. She did and everything went well.

However, instead of going to the sheesha place to meet. She asked me to go to the apartment instead to be more comfortable. So our meetings would be set there for a smoke , chat and pleasure. Pleasure came in late, thanks to a hot movie we were watching. I guess she missed the feelings that she had 5 minutes every month. So she started to tease me, and I teased back. We ended up in my room. For a 33 year old woman who is married for 15 years with kids. Her husband is either gay or gay not to pleasure her every second. Seriously, this woman has a 18 year old wild girl inside her. She was so intense it was the first time ever I see a woman climax ( I hope you know what I mean). I guess she kept it inside her for a long time until she exploded. So after this session, I went to clean up and as I washed my hands she came into the bathroom naked, pushed me to the wall and said lets do it all over again.

Wizdom

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln

More Cushion for the Pushin'

I am on a roll here, I got many stories to tell So I will just post and you guys whenever you stumble on my blog can read the past posts.

This experience opened up my eyes to a different world.

During the early years, I used to laugh at fat chicks. You know those chicks who think they are hot by getting into really tight shit. Every time I passed one I would comment on them. I got comments back of course. Those chicks can really answer back real harsh. It is a turn on sometimes.

I had a day off work so I headed to one of the sheesha coffee shops to do some work on my laptop. It was a nice morning and no one was around. Then this fat chick comes in, and from all the tables available she sat on the table next to me. She was fat, not revealing alot and had a cute face really. However as usual I was a rude rude boy. As soon as she sat down I commented thank you god for not making me that chair.

She gave me one dirty look, however never said anything to me. As she sat there with her laptop she ordered some orange juice. Again, because I was rude at that time I shouted out to the waiter she means the orange tree.

Fatty: you should be ashamed of yourself

Me: not at all am happy being thin. At least I can cross my legs. - I did that on purpose also to show her-

Fatty: you are just jealous that you can't get a chick like me.

Me: I have to agree with you. I can get only 25 chicks while I need 30 to fit you. - I never cared on how she felt I just opened my mouth and let everything out -

she grinned

Fatty: You never tried a fat chick did you?

Me: I don't want to. it seems your ego is bigger than yourself.

Fatty: It is trust me. Now that yo mentioned it how about a bet?

Me: bet away but not a huge one - laughing

Fatty: I bet you I can show you something that will make you change your attitude.

Me: go on - thinking that am winning easily.

Fatty: If I win, I want you to apologize.

Me: and my side?

Fatty: Ask for anything you want

Me: I can be very very demanding I hope your bank account is as big as you. Now what is the plan. ?- this was going to be easy for me.

Fatty: I need a place where we can get comfortable.

Me: Done, when?

Fatty: tonight at 9?

Me: call me heres my number.

I went back working on my laptop not even noticing her when she left. For me I like to try new stuff, and a fat chick would be a first. I knew I'd be laughing my ass off when I see her naked. On top of that I will feel bad that she won't even see a full salute from my side.

8:30 a number I did not know appeared on my mobile. I answered , she told me to meet her somewhere in Salmiya. So I told her to park at Sultan center and I will pick her up from there. I did. The drive was nice, I listened to music and wondering what every guy who saw us would say. The imaginary comments in my mind made me laugh.

Fatty: Yeah keep on laughing.

We arrived to the private place, a friends apartment. We went in, I opened up the TV and sat on the sofa. Suddenly the 50" TV screen was covered with fat brown sugar skin.

Fatty: Ready?

Me: Yeah get out your credit card.

The curtains are up. What I thought would be funny and horrible at the same time wasn't what I expected. I was actually amazed that she was proportional. Every part of her body was sized to the correct measurement. Big measurements. Measurements I never seen on any other girl I've been with.

A pro. That what she was, she gave me a wake up call. The temperature was rising. I never thought I would be enjoying this. Sweat, moans and groans. While I was finishing a scream escaped my mouth I AM SORRRRRRRRRRRRRY.

WiZdom

Fat chicks need love too......But they got to pay

Quagmire - Family Guy

The WiZdom starts here

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to my blog where everything is a wisdom about life and its a little spicy. Hope you find it interesting and to let you know this is from experiance and do not judge me please, I'm here to share my experiance with you for wiZdom. I regret many of the shit I did in my life but sharing could help others. At least if I'm burning in hell some one will be saved thanks to my stories

My first story is about a girl I met a few years back. I followed her in my car until she gave in and took my number. We started dating, seeing each other and eventually we did what lovers do. Yes the devil is smart. He was always the third person between us.

As time passed, the sex life got cold. To help each other, we started exploring new ways. What better ways to start this with some movies that could help. From those movies we wanted to try what we see on those flicks.

We tried the small things first, role playing, dirty talking and fantasy sharing. This lead to a fantasy that included a third person. The third person would be a girl. We started hunting for a girl, but it wasn't easy at all.

She tried the cheap places around the country. What she saw was too cheap for us. Time passed by without getting the girl. Until one day a friend of hers was out with us. During that time she told me to joke around with her.

My jokes started simple, and ended up sexual. She started talking to my girlfriend about it, and my girlfriend joined with the jokes. Until one day she asked her to join us. A week later, both of them gathered around me. A new adventuren began.

Day after day, week after week the Menage-a-trois gets better and better, while the one on one got worse and worse. When the time came and my girlfriend stopped calling me and answering my calls. I kept on calling her but all I got was a SMS saying I Love her please forget about me.

WiZdom

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.

Shakespeare